Been there, done that, got the t-shirt…

Or have you? Well, I've been to Paradise, but I've never been to me — thus, no t-shirt. If you've ever been unsure of exactly what you're feeling, maybe you need this t-shirt. Go to Threadless.com, sign up and vote for it. If it scores high enough, they'll print it, I'll stick a feather in me cap and call it macaroni and we can all feel good to better on a scale of 1 to 5.