Appropriate Seasonal Greetings 

I spent the last couple of days re-fashioning what I thought was a stylish Christmas card (based on a sixties / Alexander Girard-esque type graphic) but when it was done, it looked like the most politically castrated thing ever - until I added that tag line and it all made sense.

Thus, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, have a cwazy Kwanzaa, a salacious solstice, a Bacchanalian Saturnalia and a grand time all ‘round.