The 2014 Absurdly Quotidian Omnibus 

This year's Omnibus has only just been fired off to printers – if you cannot wait for the cracking of the spine of the printed ephemera sent your way (expect delivery in the first week of the new year), then you can virtually snap it here. It is agreed that really the only satisfaction of the Omnibus is the thing itself, so a digital version is no doubt, a disappointment to everyone. The digital edition lacks a certain door-stopping, fly-swatting thwack that is dearly missed yet it is merely a delay in the ultimate delivery of the ultimate diversion.

Your humble editor.