You're doing everything wrong.

Nope. You are definitely not walking correctly

You’re doing everything wrong.

You’re eating wrong.

You’re exercising wrong.

You’re petting your cat wrong.

You’re walking wrong.

You’re running wrong.

You’re sleeping wrong.

You’re breathing wrong.

You’re cooking eggs wrong.

You’re making coffee wrong.

It’s actually a wonder you’re still alive. How are you even surviving? I’m surviving well, thanks for asking. I’m not sure how but I kind of feel like I’m doing something right. Of course, it’s easier for me. I’m a middle-aged, educated white guy. Although I self-identify as a “Newfoundlander” and 19-years-old, which is the age you can do almost anything to your body without consequences. Now there are consequences but I’m also at the age when I care very little about such things.

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